virtualruinsstrawberry:

*me petting my cat*

CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be

*a door opens*

CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return

saltycashew:

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

(via enfoss)

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

(Source: moronji-moved, via crookedbreadengineer)

discoverment:

do you ever look at someone and think ‘man, what a work of art’

(via postedarbitrary)